4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
Matthew Goode - Esquire UK photographed by Tomas Falmer, April 2013
‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
it must be hard being a dude like the person you’re dating wants to sleep with zayn malik, your sister wants to sleep with zayn malik, your mother wants to sleep with zayn malik and you yourself want to sleep with zayn malik a little bit
The Brobecks | Le Velo Pour Deux
Parlez vous, or something like that.
Le velo pour deux or something like that,
and that’s what I’ll say to get you to ride away with me.
Oh! It would be fine to spend my whole life,
with you, on a bicycle built for two.
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.